in bed with a quick shot

In bed with a quick shot

Many men around the world have competed for the title “fastest in bed”, but problems with measuring infinitesimally small numbers has made it extremely difficult to pick a winner. The world record in “fastest orgasm” for women is 1 minute and 35 seconds, held by dr. Olga Hrytsenko from Ukraina. The record was set in the basement at her apartment in 1987 and her partner was an Electrolux washing machine.

Theoretically you are always faster than your own shadow, as it will always take some time for light to reach the surface on which the shadow is cast. And the further away that surface is, the faster you are relative to your shadow. Also, if you were moving away from your shadow close to the speed of light…