Drunk turtle

Drunk turtle

Being drunk as a turtle is actually quite convenient, as you can just pull your head into your shell and call it a night. No need for standing in line, waiting for a taxi to take you home.

One of the weirdest animals I have ever seen is the soft shelled turtle. With its flat back it looks like a turtle that has been run over by a car, and it got a really funny nose to boot. It has been proven by experts that spending time around soft shell turtles makes you a much happier person. You should go see one right now.